Reviews

Ok, let's go ahead and get the good stuff out of the way first. The only thing slightly interesting about this CD is the fact that the insert features a pop-up picture in the middle of it. Unfortunately, it's a pop-up picture of Seizure Crypt.

Imagine your 40 year old uncle listens to Leftover Crack and is really into N.Y.C. punk bands. Imagine your uncle's favorite past time is hanging out in really bad dive-bars. Now, imagine your uncle tried to start a band combining his two favorite interests. Well, he'd probably start a band like Seizure Crypt.

I really don't even know where to start with this band. The album "artwork" is awful. The album title, Hello. My Name is...Madness, is awful. The album itself is something beyond awful. This is the worst excuse for punk rock I've ever heard.

On the plus side, the press release is hilarious and should be enough to deter anyone from ever exposing their ears to any of this bands output. A few highlights; the second song is described as a "metal/rap concoction[.] Not in a Limp Bizkit kind of way, but in a Seizure Crypt kind of way." Sorry guys, that's no better.

Keep this "album" far, far away from your stereo. Seizure Crypt have released nothing more than a cheap plastic frisbee.